Britney Spears had sex with Justin Long in real life, just not her shitty movie.
- l1nds4y85: oh, justin long isnt THE guy
- l1nds4y85: he's like a random nerd
- Sean Gentille: haha good
- l1nds4y85: oh wait no, he has sex with her
- l1nds4y85: oh wait no, she backed out and out her clothes back on
I just wish it would have happened last week.
I literally fantasize about beating the piss out of people like him. Like, I’m sitting here, zoning out, intermittently enoying a delicious Coke Zero and daydreaming about flying to whatever buttfuck Colorado district he represents and beating him with a leather strap.
Some people really don’t give a shit about “sin” or “the Bible.” That’s problem 1 with this sort of rhetoric. I, for one, do not care what the Bible says about the gays. At all. AT ALL.
Problem 2: I busted Renfroe blowing some guy in a Ruby Tuesday’s bathroom, so it’s tough to take him seriously.
You don't like Sidney Crosby? Fine. I'm not talking to you about that.
Croz-bashing has reached hilarious proportions at this point, so I’m trying to say a few things and then never bring it up again; People who obsess over the whole deal are either too creepy or lazy to reason with.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING! GOOD LUCK WINNING A CUP WITH THIS GUY!
He was an aspiring filmmaker… but now he wears a headset in TV commercials and makes you feel like a dick for not already owning German-made spongetowels. So what happened?
The Church of Scientology happened.
”Johnny Foreigner - “Salt, Pepper and Spinderella”
Hoverounds are great. They stop old people from shitting all over their living room furniture.
That’s the biggest problem with the economy right now. Not that unemployment numbers are staggering, or that it’s safer to bury money in a fucking Folgers can than put it in an 401k. WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF RICH PEOPLE. FUCK! THAT’S IT!
- Marc: his "cousin"
- the locker room drug guru
- me: his cousin--falex rodriguez
- Marc: haha
- fose canfeco
