March 2010
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Mar 23rd
“Humans, nature and human nature are the three phenomena that propel...”
– Bill Connelly’s rendition of everyday life
Mar 2nd
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Britney Spears had sex with Justin Long in real...
l1nds4y85: oh, justin long isnt THE guy
l1nds4y85: he's like a random nerd
Sean Gentille: haha good
l1nds4y85: oh wait no, he has sex with her
l1nds4y85: oh wait no, she backed out and out her clothes back on
Mar 1st
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February 2009
11 posts
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Whitney! Whitney! Whitney's goin' away! →
I just wish it would have happened last week.
Feb 26th
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For a Colorado state senator, being gay is kind of... →
I literally fantasize about beating the piss out of people like him. Like, I’m sitting here, zoning out, intermittently enoying a delicious Coke Zero and daydreaming about flying to whatever buttfuck Colorado district he represents and beating him with a leather strap. Some people really don’t give a shit about “sin” or “the Bible.” That’s problem 1 with...
Feb 25th
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You don't like Sidney Crosby? Fine. I'm not...
Croz-bashing has reached hilarious proportions at this point, so I’m trying to say a few things and then never bring it up again; People who obsess over the whole deal are either too creepy or lazy to reason with. … HAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING! GOOD LUCK WINNING A CUP WITH THIS GUY!
Feb 25th
“He was an aspiring filmmaker… but now he wears a headset in TV commercials and...”
– Skepchick
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
Feb 18th
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Michele Bachmann: Please drink poison. →
That’s the biggest problem with the economy right now. Not that unemployment numbers are staggering, or that it’s safer to bury money in a fucking Folgers can than put it in an 401k. WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF RICH PEOPLE. FUCK! THAT’S IT!
Feb 17th
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Marc: his "cousin"
the locker room drug guru
me: his cousin--falex rodriguez
Marc: haha
fose canfeco
Feb 17th
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A-Rod blamed his cousin.
I used to steal baseball cards from Toys-R-Us with my cousin. Buying steroids in the Dominican Republic? Not so much. More importantly, I wish I believed him; I’d rather not go through life with cynicism as one of my definining traits. That said, uh, I’m pretty sure he’s full of shit. Plus he had sex with Mickey Rourke Madonna. Yuck. What that dude injected is immaterial at...
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
“I hope they get married, and I hope you’re the best man. You deserve it.”
– Sorry, dude.
Feb 17th